It's May? I haven't even started on my biscuits.

Things that if we got rid of would improve humanity; 

Joe: Most of the loose women and Jasmine Garden Oriental Cuisine.

John: Jesters and charmless fat men.

Me: Excessive body moles, Michael McIntyre, people who act ‘crazy’ around certain mates.

Made both mine and John's lists.

Pete: Bear Grylls hydrating himself with the moisture out of poo.

Fat Mark (Tom): The stress of the gunpowder plot. Along with zombie apocalypses, Tom would rather commit suicide at the hint of them than be directly involved.

I’ve been hooked on Deerhunter’s ‘Rainwater Cassette Exchange’ again. If you compare it with 2008’s effort Microcastle; it’s very ‘what you see is what you get’. So on Monday night I got hold of the new exclusive B-Side to 'Memory Boy', my pupils were dilated by the impending birth of what is sure to be their only effort for a while. It's called ‘Nosebleed’ and after an hour or so, I put it on; diligence is always required when delving into something written by ole’ Anorexic Brad… (Bad experience with his explanations of Atlas Sound songs when I saw him at ATP.) 

It’s really good anyway. 

And again I’m impressed by how they have managed to deviate their sound so well with the most subtle changes. It’s probably something they can manage because the song writing is always so strong and the consistencies in their production have now become idiosyncrasies. 2:55 long and a sweet summer ditty.
Link to Deerhunter's 'Nosebleed':  http://www.pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/12170-nosebleed/